vvant:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

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oprahwinfried:

when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”

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I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

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if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

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